March 20 - Snowman Burning Day, National Jump Out! Day, Maple Syrup Day, Great American Meat Out Day, Corn Dog Day

Snowman Burning Day: Why is this a holiday?
National Jump Out! Day: White boy got some hops
Maple Syrup Day: Mmmmm, tasty
Great American Meat Out Day: Go Meat!!
Corn Dog Day: Apparently corn dogs turn me into a zombie. Man I look weird....