February 14th: Daytona 500, Have a Heart Day, National Condom Day, National Donor Day

Have a Heart Day: Mine grew three sizes that day

Mine turned into paper.

Daytona 500: I almost boycotted this since NASCAR isn't a real sport and is boring. Left turn.....left turn....left turn.....(2 hours later)....left turn....

National Condom Day: Don't be a fool and wrap your tool... at all times.

National Donor Day: That heart in the bottom right of my liscense means I'm an organ donor. Hooray!